I Nearly Choked On My Tortilla Chip

June 18, 2006

For those of you who were in Applebees on a certain day last week, and heard the following from a 4-year old:

"Hey! Everybody! Smell my bum-bum!"

Yeah, it was my son. He said it four times just in case you didn't hear it the first, second, or third time. 



  1. Reminds me of Eminem’s video where he mocks Tom Green…God Bless Mishary, he’s always good for a laugh.

  2. That is my son. That is right

    I was so embarrassed and was trying to distract him by offering food and drinks.

  3. maybe he was trying to sing Ricky Martin’s song “Shake your Bon Bon”
    but it came out as: Smell my Bum Bum!

  4. Toomz – ๐Ÿ™‚

    BuMishari – If there’s one thing that works with our children, it’s food!

    The Grenadine – He knew exactly what he was saying. He gets it from me, telling my husband “I don’t know, smell her bum bum” whenever he asks of our daughter, “Does she have caca?”

  5. Too funny! You should have a notebook in which you document all the sweet little things he says! (Just in case he denies it when he’s 13 ๐Ÿ˜‰ )

  6. my attempt at a joke has failed:-(

  7. Hahahahahahaha!

    Definitely one of us!


  8. hi!!! you made me laugh =))
    nice yes
    watch children soak it up
    All the best

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